Body: Finish the sentences. [Hellion: okay, I'll try] Some may be uncomfortable, but you'll manage. [Hellion: *snickering*]
1. I've come to realize that my last kiss was..
way too long ago. I need to work on that.
2. I am listening to...
POTC3 Soundtrack…I’m so predictable.
3. I talk...
when I want, all the time, loudly, with very little censorship. I can also be very quiet. If I am quiet, someone probably needs to hand me a Pepsi.
4. I love...
Captain Jack Sparrow.
5. My best friends are...
wicked, brilliant, funny, fun, loving, loveable, and unmitigated pains. I wouldn’t change a thing about them.
6. My Car is...
a fast brilliant piece of machinery, cleverly disguised as a boring sedan
7. My love life...
is the gas station on a remote route of Route 66—self-service if it’s in service at all.
8. I hate it when people ask..
“So you’re an English major—you must be a teacher, right? Do you teach?” Nope, hate kids. That shuts them up pretty quickly.
9. Love is...
the root of all power. It corrupts; and it corrupts absolutely.
10. Marriage is..
slightly less dangerous than house cleaning, but why chance doing either?
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking...
“If I had Hellion to myself for ten minutes, I could die a happy man”—Jack! How lovely to see you again!
12. I'm always...
procrastinating. Obviously.
13. I have a secret cheesy crush on...
just about everyone, really. Captain Jack Sparrow. Orlie. Richard…Ranger…really, the list is unmanageable.
15. My cell phone...
is somewhere in the bottom of my purse, dead, because I never remember to charge the damned thing—that is if I ever remember to turn it on.
16. When I wake up in the morning...
lay there until the last possible moment, then amble around like a chicken with its head cut off because I’m late.
17. When I go to bed at night...
I sleep like the dead.
18. Right now I am thinking about...
Sleep, now that you’ve mentioned the bed. I would love a nap, right about now.
19. Babies are...
tiny tyrants who smell funny, are largely demanding, and whose only saving grace is that they’re tiny and cute and therefore everyone wants to fawn over them.
20. I get on myspace....
and immediately book over to the superior facebook to talk to my friends.
21. Today I...
will work until 4:30, then run off to my friend’s house to eat Chinese and watch Pride & Prejudice. I’m very excited to learn what the ending will be…
22. Tonight I will..
try not to bite anyone’s head off…it will be a feat of accomplishment.
23. Tomorrow I will...
asleep, until it’s too hot to sleep, then I will read, then sleep some more. I’m really looking forward to it.
24. I really want to...
have sex with Captain Jack Sparrow…oh, I mean, sleep. I really want some sleep.
2 comments:
LOL. You're is much funnier than mine was. And you're more than welcome to take whatever from my site, darlin' :)
Just to warn you, I'm stealing this one tomorrow.
LOL! In fact, I'm bored. Maybe I'll steal it now...
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