129 days until the new Harry Potter book comes out. That's 18 weeks. I'm not keeping tabs on it or anything. Holly mentioned the book again today when she said one of our faculty members will be out of town when it's released so she could read the faculty's copy of the book. She also made me promise to bring my hardbacks in before the Big Day so I could not set fire to them like I promised if Harry does die in the 7th book. She has also made a note to buy duct tape, but right now I'm not feeling the excitement. (I mean not like I am for POTC3). I think I'm gearing up for the worst to happen (as is my nature), so I'll probably be, "Eh" when the day actually arrives. And even if he does die, I probably won't so much as throw a paperwad in irritation. I'll just talk about what a crap book it is...then give all my books to Holly.
The next Ranger book (okay, it's the next Plum book, but I call them the Ranger books) comes out at the end of June. That will also be something to look forward to.
And then there is POTC3. I mean someone has to save Jack...and it can be me, if that's what everyone thinks. I would *love* to save Jack. That's the end of May. May 25th. (Interesting, that was the same day Braveheart was released to theaters in 1995, I think...*looks* No, Braveheart was released May 24th. My mistake.) I'm actually looking more forward to that. (Going to be broke that month too. That 70s Show Season 6 comes out May 8th. God forbid I don't add it to the collection.)
Hellion Quiz: Match the Men Who Said This
1.) Man: "What if we'd gotten married?" Me: "We'd be divorced." Man: (sinful smile) "No, no I don't think we would be."
2) "You're not the kind of woman a man has sex with. You have that vibe...that girl vibe like you'd get pregnant right away."
3) "He's right. You do have a glow about you...it's very sexy."
4) "If you skip class with me, I'll buy you ice cream...you know you want to...any kind you want, so long as you lick it from a cone."
5) Man: "Did you miss me?" Me: "Like a dose of the clap." Man: "Cool! Because we would have had to have sex in order to get that right?"
6) "No offense, but I think your boobs are dead."
7) "You're right. I was using you for sex." (*starts weeping*)
8) "You'd make beautiful babies."
9) "Did you really flash your boobs at this party? Man, I don't go to the right parties."
10) "You're really pretty. My father thinks all the women I date are dog ugly, but really, you're very beautiful."
A. Larry
B. Justin
C. Jack
D. Mike
E. Bryan
F. Mustafa
G. Eric
H. Dennis
I. Billy
J. Mac
Anyone who can get all 10 right--I'll send you one of my books off my bookshelf--I'll surely have something you'll want to read. (If there is more than one winner, the first one who got it right will get the prize.)
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No, not three. With any luck, it'll be four.
Hellion Quiz: Match the Men Who Said This
1.) Man: "What if we'd gotten married?" Me: "We'd be divorced." Man: (sinful smile) "No, no I don't think we would be."
2) "You're not the kind of woman a man has sex with. You have that vibe...that girl vibe like you'd get pregnant right away."
3) "He's right. You do have a glow about you...it's very sexy."
4) "If you skip class with me, I'll buy you ice cream...you know you want to...any kind you want, so long as you lick it from a cone."
5) Man: "Did you miss me?" Me: "Like a dose of the clap." Man: "Cool! Because we would have had to have sex in order to get that right?"
6) "No offense, but I think your boobs are dead."
7) "You're right. I was using you for sex." (*starts weeping*)
8) "You'd make beautiful babies."
9) "Did you really flash your boobs at this party? Man, I don't go to the right parties."
10) "You're really pretty. My father thinks all the women I date are dog ugly, but really, you're very beautiful."
OMFG!
If I didn't know better I'd guess all Jack. LOL. Some of these idiots I'd really like to smack upside the head and ask them if their momma's dropped them on their head as babies. *muttering*
Really, the only one I'm sure about is one of them and I'm offended for you to even know that. I'd like to get a hold of the dead boob guy and give him a piece of my mind, but alas, it would do no good.
Hellion Quiz: Match the Men Who Said This
1.) Man: "What if we'd gotten married?" Me: "We'd be divorced." Man: (sinful smile) "No, no I don't think we would be."
2) "You're not the kind of woman a man has sex with. You have that vibe...that girl vibe like you'd get pregnant right away."
3) "He's right. You do have a glow about you...it's very sexy."
4) "If you skip class with me, I'll buy you ice cream...you know you want to...any kind you want, so long as you lick it from a cone."
5) Man: "Did you miss me?" Me: "Like a dose of the clap." Man: "Cool! Because we would have had to have sex in order to get that right?"
6) "No offense, but I think your boobs are dead."
7) "You're right. I was using you for sex." (*starts weeping*)
8) "You'd make beautiful babies."
9) "Did you really flash your boobs at this party? Man, I don't go to the right parties."
10) "You're really pretty. My father thinks all the women I date are dog ugly, but really, you're very beautiful."
OMFG!
If I didn't know better I'd guess all Jack. LOL. Some of these idiots I'd really like to smack upside the head and ask them if their momma's dropped them on their head as babies. *muttering*
Really, the only one I'm sure about is one of them and I'm offended for you to even know that. I'd like to get a hold of the dead boob guy and give him a piece of my mind, but alas, it would do no good.
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