Terri won. Of course, she’s the only one who submitted formal answers—and she got 6 out of 10 right. I mean, that’s good. Usually I refer to these men as “The Weeper” or “The Coffee Guy”. I will have to think of something appropriate to send Terri. I did greatly appreciate Christie’s response of: “These all sound like something Jack would say.” *coughing fits of laughter* That should at least get an honorable mention—being once I read the statements again and thought about Jack; yeah, they do all pretty sound like stuff Jack would say.
Took a quiz earlier this week. http://www.tomorrowland.us/tlm/ It was: Are you a Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin? I was a Talent. I’m pretty sure this had to do with the fact it asked me, “If you got to do your dream job, would you do it for a pay cut?” Sure, I said, if it was really a DREAM job. I mean, if I got to give sponge baths to Ranger all day—if that was my job—hell yeah, I’d take a pay cut.
That’s probably not what they meant, but I don’t really give a crap.
And really that’s the point of Today’s Rambling, brought to you by “I don’t give a Crap” toilets. It’s Friday, my favorite day of the week, and this particular Friday is next to a big drinking holiday. Find me a beer and someone to bullshit with, and I’m going to pretend all the other somewhat-crappy stuff that went on this week did not happen. Because you know what? It doesn’t matter—it’s over now—and I can go about with deleting those unnecessary memory cells with pitchers of Miller Lite. Then to finish off the evening, I’ll trot across the parking lot and watch that new Gerry Butler movie—you know the one where he’s half-clothed and all passionate and gung-ho? Yeah, I don’t remember the title either—it doesn’t matter. My drunk ass will ask the ticket guy: “I want to see the naked Gerry Butler film. No, I’m not kidding…it’s playing here.”
Well, that’s the intent anyway. I might just be content with the beer and bullshitting.
Happy Friday, Everyone!
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3 comments:
Jeez, don't say crap like that! How about men I've kissed instead? I've kissed far more men than I've gone on dates with. Easier to eliminate them that way.
Of the 10 comments, I've kissed 5 of these people.
I only remember about 10-15 dates I've been on, but if I think hard, I can list about 30 men I've kissed...so that's why I think I'd almost go for the kissing. I'd get to 300 faster.
Damn, you were right. That was a handy way for me to remember the name of the movie.
Hey I didn't play cause names boggle my mind...I never remember them...give me a face and I'm your gal...and why didn't this load on friday when I was by???? weird, I hate blogger, nuf said!
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