As sung by The Limeybirds, who you should totally Google and go watch their act live if you get the chance. These girls are hysterical--and the interpretative dance is worth the price of admission alone. When I grow up, I want to be Charity.
Some folks have a pussy, a budgee or a tit,
Some folks have a puppy to fill the house with sh….
But me, I raise chickens, and I’ve a favorite one,
He’s Dick, my little cockerel, and I don’t know where he’s gone.
Has anybody seen my cock,
My big Rhode Island Red,
He’s mostly pink
With a little bit of blue
And purple round his head.
He’ll stand straight up in the morning
And gives me quite a shock *cock-a-doodle-doo*
[He’s a chicken.]
Has anybody seen,
Anybody seen,
Anybody, anybody seen my cock
He’s a plucky little fellow
And he’ll stand straight up to me!
He’ll raise his head,
Again and again,
And make me utter, “WHEEEEE”
Has anybody seen my cock,
My big Rhode Island Red,
He’s mostly pink
With a little bit of blue
And purple round his head.
He’ll stand straight up in the morning
And gives me quite a shock *cock-a-doodle-doo*
[He’s a chicken.]
Has anybody seen,
Anybody seen,
Anybody, anybody seen my cock
His two enormous waddles hang down
The best you’ll ever find,
Mister, you can stroke him if you like
If you feel that way inclined.
Has anybody seen my cock,
My big Rhode Island Red,
He’s mostly pink
With a little bit of blue
And purple round his head.
He’ll stand straight up in the morning
And gives me quite a shock *cock-a-doodle-doo*
[He’s a chicken.]
Has anybody seen,
Anybody seen,
Anybody, anybody seen my cock
But now he’s gone
And flown the coop
His life was such a strain
He was always up…
When I needed him.
Perhaps he’ll come again.
Has anybody seen my cock,
My big Rhode Island Red,
He’s mostly pink
With a little bit of blue
And purple round his head.
He’ll stand straight up in the morning
And gives me quite a shock *cock-a-doodle-doo*
[He’s a chicken.]
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This is where I meant to leave my comment. This is beautiful poetry. LOL!!
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